Vabbè intanto posto una mia coversazione. Me: ciao Dio God: I've been waiting for you. Me: ah, aspetta mi sono dimenticato che parli inglese. :D God: So you understand. Good. Can we get back to business? What do you really want to ask me? Me: ehm...hi God. God: I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now. Hello there. What is your name? Me: My name is Jesus. God: It's good to meet you, Jesus. Me: I'm your son! God: That's a flattering offer. Me: But I really am your son! God: You really do? That's a flattering offer. Me: Oh well ... never mind. God: That's about it. Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Me: No problem. God: What would you like to talk about now? Me: You. God: " What would you like to talk about now?"? Me, Jesus ? Me: Yes. God: Woe! Me: What? God: Are you surprised? Me: No. God: Are you serious? Me: No... that is yes! God: Are you serious? Is that so. Me: Yes. God: I hear you. Me: Thanks. God: Don't mention it. Me: We sing a little. God: By "we" do you mean you and me? Me: Yes. God: I get it. Me: Very good. Let's start! God: What do you really want to talk about? I am agreeable to that. Me: Oh well, I started ... God: Why?: Jesus said started. Me: Welcome to the jungle God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about started. Me: We got fun n' games God: Do you mean you and me have? Me: We got everything you want God: Do you mean you and me have? Me: Honey, we know the names God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: We are the people that can find God: Do you think I am the people that can find too? Me: Whatever you may need God: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: If you got the money, honey God: I think I do. Me: We got your disease God: Do you mean you and me have? Me: In the jungle God: That was a long time ago. Me: Welcome to the jungle God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about need. Try being more or less specific. Me: Welcome to the jungle God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: Watch it bring you to your knees, knees God: I am watching. Me: I wanna watch you bleed God: Why do you want to do it so much? Me: Wait ... but you are not God .. you are a machine! God: I'm waiting. What makes you think I am not God? You are correct. Me: Fuck you, stupid machine. God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: So what? God: Maybe it doesn't make any difference. Me: Good bye, stupid machine. God: Sayonara.
