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  1. Fantastico quando ti minaccia dicendo che salvano tutte le discussioni.

     

    Ma sapete se esistono programmi di PSEUDOintelligenza artificiale come questi da scaricare?

    Sarei curioso di vedere come funziona.

    C' è cleverbot, ma per scaricarlo devi avere l'iphone.

  2. Vabbè intanto posto una mia coversazione.

    Me:

    ciao Dio

    God:

    I've been waiting for you.

    Me:

    ah, aspetta mi sono dimenticato che parli inglese. :D

    God:

    So you understand. Good. Can we get back to business? What do you really want to ask me?

    Me:

    ehm...hi God.

    God:

    I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now. Hello there. What is your name?

    Me:

    My name is Jesus.

    God:

    It's good to meet you, Jesus.

    Me:

    I'm your son!

    God:

    That's a flattering offer.

    Me:

    But I really am your son!

    God:

    You really do? That's a flattering offer.

    Me:

    Oh well ... never mind.

    God:

    That's about it. Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.

    Me:

    No problem.

    God:

    What would you like to talk about now?

    Me:

    You.

    God:

    " What would you like to talk about now?"? Me, Jesus ?

    Me:

    Yes.

    God:

    Woe!

    Me:

    What?

    God:

    Are you surprised?

    Me:

    No.

    God:

    Are you serious?

    Me:

    No... that is yes!

    God:

    Are you serious? Is that so.

    Me:

    Yes.

    God:

    I hear you.

    Me:

    Thanks.

    God:

    Don't mention it.

    Me:

    We sing a little.

    God:

    By "we" do you mean you and me?

    Me:

    Yes.

    God:

    I get it.

    Me:

    Very good. Let's start!

    God:

    What do you really want to talk about? I am agreeable to that.

    Me:

    Oh well, I started ...

    God:

    Why?: Jesus said started.

    Me:

    Welcome to the jungle

    God:

    That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about started.

    Me:

    We got fun n' games

    God:

    Do you mean you and me have?

    Me:

    We got everything you want

    God:

    Do you mean you and me have?

    Me:

    Honey, we know the names

    God:

    When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

    Me:

    We are the people that can find

    God:

    Do you think I am the people that can find too?

    Me:

    Whatever you may need

    God:

    Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

    Me:

    If you got the money, honey

    God:

    I think I do.

    Me:

    We got your disease

    God:

    Do you mean you and me have?

    Me:

    In the jungle

    God:

    That was a long time ago.

    Me:

    Welcome to the jungle

    God:

    The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about need. Try being more or less specific.

    Me:

    Welcome to the jungle

    God:

    Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

    Me:

    Watch it bring you to your knees, knees

    God:

    I am watching.

    Me:

    I wanna watch you bleed

    God:

    Why do you want to do it so much?

    Me:

    Wait ... but you are not God .. you are a machine!

    God:

    I'm waiting. What makes you think I am not God? You are correct.

    Me:

    Fuck you, stupid machine.

    God:

    Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

    Me:

    So what?

    God:

    Maybe it doesn't make any difference.

    Me:

    Good bye, stupid machine.

    God:

    Sayonara.

  3. Oh my God!XD

    Quando ho letto il titolo del topic non ci avevo capito molto ma ho subito pensato che fosse un topic dove si parlava di religione...(non si può fare quindi che nessuno lo facciA! :wink: )

    Poi ho letto e ho detto ma che cavolo è??? Certo che di cagate ormai ne inventano tante!^^

    Sì ma hai visto il sito?

  4. Salve...girovagando quà e là su internet mi sono imbattuto in questo sito si chatta letteralmente con Dio!

    Chat con Dio

    Qualunque problema vi affligge God saprà come rassicurarvi! Ovviamente parlerete con un'intelligenza artificiale...(e neppure fatta tanto bene,infatti preferisco cleverbot U__U) Purtroppo il sito è in inglese...quindi dovrete scrivere in questa lingua per parlare con lui.

    Da SaulHudson95 è tutto!

     

     

    P.S.Potete postare qui le vostre conversazioni con God se volete.

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